sexybritishllama:

why are anime boys’ chins so pointy they’re like fricking right angles you could poke someone’s eye out with those things

Because they don’t want to be obtuse.

fruit-and-flowers:

thescpfoundation:

SCP-354: The Red Pool
SCP-354 is a pool of red liquid located in northern Canada. The liquid is similar in consistency to human blood but is non-biological in nature. The density of the liquid increases proportionally with depth. Periodically, entities emerge from the pool and attempt to escape from the enclosure. Thusfar, nearly all creatures emerging from SCP-354 have been extremely hostile and highly dangerous. A log of entities which have emerged from SCP-354 can be found on the main article. One attempt at exploring the pool has been made. A log of the exploration can be found here.

This looks like a good place for a haunted house.

fruit-and-flowers:

thescpfoundation:

SCP-354: The Red Pool

SCP-354 is a pool of red liquid located in northern Canada. The liquid is similar in consistency to human blood but is non-biological in nature. The density of the liquid increases proportionally with depth. Periodically, entities emerge from the pool and attempt to escape from the enclosure. Thusfar, nearly all creatures emerging from SCP-354 have been extremely hostile and highly dangerous. A log of entities which have emerged from SCP-354 can be found on the main article. One attempt at exploring the pool has been made. A log of the exploration can be found here.

This looks like a good place for a haunted house.

OH MY GOD

nolifeonafridaynight:

IT SHAKES WHEN YOU DO ALT+CLICK TO REBLOG NOW.

IT. SHAKES.

LIKE A VOLCANO READY TO ERUPT.

LIKE PIKACHU PREPARING TO ATTACK.

LIKE A SMALL CHILD GETTING A SHIVER IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.

vanitytheartgal:

secretly-psychotic:

consulting-know-it-all:

cmcross:

turnabout-taisa:

moriartyandcrumpets:

meteorshowersbringmarsflowers:

sabrina-phynn:

wabbitwanderer95:

sonicandenter:

i-make-doodles-lol:

madmanwithclaws:

darrenboyd:


(Assassin name generator here)

THE EXECUTING HOTTIE

The Butchering  Bubble 
I’m sorry, what? 

The Yummy Nun


The Sophisticated Sheila
but my name isn’t sheila

The Catty Damsel
Meow

The Cat- the Eyepopping Wench
Me - The Stealthy Aphrodite (hahahahhahahahahah!)

Striking Sister
ok.

The Volumptious Madam

The Deadly Goddess.


The Prowling Dame


The Clawing Matron. WHUT?

Mysterious Sister. Eh, It’s okay.

Butchering Bombshell. Weird but me gusta.

I got “The Hunky Dude”.
What?

vanitytheartgal:

secretly-psychotic:

consulting-know-it-all:

cmcross:

turnabout-taisa:

moriartyandcrumpets:

meteorshowersbringmarsflowers:

sabrina-phynn:

wabbitwanderer95:

sonicandenter:

i-make-doodles-lol:

madmanwithclaws:

darrenboyd:

(Assassin name generator here)

THE EXECUTING HOTTIE

The Butchering  Bubble 

I’m sorry, what? 

The Yummy Nun

The Sophisticated Sheila

but my name isn’t sheila

The Catty Damsel

Meow

The Cat- the Eyepopping Wench

Me - The Stealthy Aphrodite (hahahahhahahahahah!)

Striking Sister

ok.

The Volumptious Madam

The Deadly Goddess.

The Prowling Dame

The Clawing Matron. WHUT?

Mysterious Sister. Eh, It’s okay.

Butchering Bombshell. Weird but me gusta.

I got “The Hunky Dude”.

What?

(Source: hazeglow)

shavingryansprivates:

did you know that the reason they say “it’s raining cats and dogs” is because back in the like 1700s there were a lot of stray cats and dogs roaming big cities and after heavy rains it wouldn’t be uncommon to see them dead floating in ponds or puddles or like drifting down rivers which would give the appearance that it had rained cats and dogs

No, it was because of the roofs of houses being made of thatch. So because thatch made decent beds, you’d find cats, dogs, rats, and other things making their homes in the roof of your house. But when it rained, the thatch would get slippery and they’d fall off.

So, a little more literal, because they were actually falling during the rain. 

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

tyleroakley:

ea5e95:

Floaters are deposits of various size, shape, consistency, refractive index, and motility within the eye’s vitreous humour, which is normally transparent. At a young age the vitreous is perfectly transparent but, during life, imperfections gradually develop. The common type of floater, which is present in most people’s eyes, is due to degenerative changes of the vitreous humour. The perception of floaters is known as myodesopsia. Floaters are visible because of the shadows they cast on the retina or their refraction of the light that passes through them, and can appear alone or together with several others in one’s field of vision. They may appear as spots, threads, or fragments of cobwebs, which float slowly before the observer’s eyes. Since these objects exist within the eye itself, they are not optical illusions but are entoptic phenomena.

Finally, my life’s biggest mystery has been answered.

When I was little, I thought I could see Angels. And I hoped that, because I could see them, I could find a way to speak with them.

natinotes:

MY CABBAGES!

HOW DID I GET AZULA FOUR TIMES.

AND ESPECIALLY BEING AN EARTH BENDER.

THAT KISSED HER BROTHER.

(Source: onceuponadecemberday)

If the mind is conditioned to view a door as always meant to be closed, there is nothing more disconcerting than when that door is opened; physically, mentally, and metaphorically. That door could simply be a physical one, or something as metaphysical as a thought un-thought.

I think 10 should be more afraid of 7.

Because Seven is already lording it over Six. Seven has beaten Six, and Six is cowed and knows its place.

Ten, though; Ten is the next threat to Seven. The next obstacle, the next enemy. And worse, with Nine gone, Ten knows Seven is coming for it.

prince-caelum:

Cloud VS Noctis

For a second I thought he was holding Thor’s hammer.

prince-caelum:

Cloud VS Noctis

For a second I thought he was holding Thor’s hammer.

muggleotter:

shippingwithshockblankets:

grayceeemae:

barzul:

son-of-a-bitch-in-impala:

nrrrdcakkke:

selinakyle-wayne:

drawing-bored:

-ryan:

jecrivain:

THIEF OF LIGHT

WARDEN OF LIPS, LADIES.

thief of time.
sweet baby moses in a basket, i’m the time trapper, y’all! fear me, superboy and the legion of super-heroes! 

Heir of Frost.
….AM I A STARK GUISE

HEIR OF BLOOD. CUZ I AM FUCKING METAL.

Rogue of Zephyr

Princess of Heat
oh cool i’m daenerys 

Mage of Rage…..

BW - Seer of Silence (ok das cool)
KR - Bard of Heat (das gay)
FUCK Téa can get Con of Air on this test :T Not. Fair.

Vagabond of Light
actually that is pretty badass

Laurel, you’re a Prince.
Jus’ saying.
“Knight of Time”, for myself.

muggleotter:

shippingwithshockblankets:

grayceeemae:

barzul:

son-of-a-bitch-in-impala:

nrrrdcakkke:

selinakyle-wayne:

drawing-bored:

-ryan:

jecrivain:

THIEF OF LIGHT

WARDEN OF LIPS, LADIES.

thief of time.

sweet baby moses in a basket, i’m the time trapper, y’all! fear me, superboy and the legion of super-heroes! 

Heir of Frost.

….AM I A STARK GUISE

HEIR OF BLOOD. CUZ I AM FUCKING METAL.

Rogue of Zephyr

Princess of Heat

oh cool i’m daenerys 

Mage of Rage…..

BW - Seer of Silence (ok das cool)

KR - Bard of Heat (das gay)

FUCK Téa can get Con of Air on this test :T Not. Fair.

Vagabond of Light

actually that is pretty badass

Laurel, you’re a Prince.

Jus’ saying.

“Knight of Time”, for myself.

(Source: cool77778)

claintomorrowland:

Christina Grimmie - Dragonborn comes 

I don’t understand why this isn’t more popular!

Laurel, listen!

frumiouslychimerical:

How to Live with Introverts, explained and illustrated perfectly by Schroeder Veidt 

I totally didn’t realize this about myself, but it’s true.

thatblondeeveryonelaughsat:

downrightsugoi:

harukaxd:

5dxal:

5dxal: Lv.81 Fairy. Special trait: can woo anyone, regardless of gender.

Truth.

Haruka: Lv.86 Scout. Special trait: can fling poop accurately.

y e

Tinny: Lv.30 Poopsmith. Special trait: can speak several languages.

That’s…strangely accurate. 

Victoria: Lv.32 Priest. Special trait: can shoot lazers.

LIKE A BOSS

Colin: Lv.62 Sniper. Special trait: can resolve any conflict.


(Source: kamalaophelia)

I can’t wait for Shia Labeouf’s reaction to hit the internet.

if he cares.